Friday, 15 July 2011

The Apprentice - Episode 12- Fast Food Chain

Great task idea with loads of potential this week; the teams have to create their own fast food outlet then pitch and sell it to people in the industry.
Team Logic: Tom, Helen
Team Venture:  Jim, Natasha, Susan
Karen Brady as usual looks like a cat caught in the headlights, but Alan does grace us with a visit first thing in the morning in central London to deliver the task in person. This task is a great opportunity for the wannabe’s to be creative and original. To be honest I am quite jealous of this task, I would love to have the chance to do this- I cannot believe I just said that about The Apprentice. 
Logic are running with a fast-food spin on British cuisine, and with Helen in charge Tom is going to end up being a bit whipped. Helen (a rather trim individual who looks like she doesn’t eat that much anyway) gets the best job of creating and tasting all the pies she thinks will work well. These guys can have quite a catchy and cute approach to the marketing and design of their English fast-food place and play on names of famous dead Brits for inspiration.
Jim takes charge of Venture and dashes around various Mexican places trying to get a flavour for the process and popular dishes. Your man then heads off to the industrial kitchen to create some Mexican food and seems to be doing a great job. 
His branding team in London come up dry with a name and concept so go to Jim for advice on the name. Then they come back to him again for the menu…then back to Jim for the final decision on the concept- Just based on this, I do hope Jim doesn’t get the boot.
The next day…
Venture’s team just consists of Jim, as he puts out fires all over the place, and Susan and Natasha do a bit of cleaning. Natasha, even when trying to be polite and serve customers is still awkward and not soon after opening disorganisation sets in, as a guy waits 10 minutes for “fast food”. “Caracas” gets more business but doesn’t quite please to the same degree as Logic’s concept of “MyPy”
Logic seem to have a good balance and have a great concept which is eye catching to both Brits and tourists. They get a lot of compliments for their food and the service seems speedy, all in all they have a more successful test-run.
Lord Sugar’s day (the day after that one)…
Today the teams need to pitch their chain, brand and business to the Shug and industry experts. Dominos and McDonalds join the tasting hit squad, so no pressure guys. There are four categories to be judged on; customer service, standard of meal and menu, restaurants brand identity and marks for demonstrating how their concepts will work long term.
Caracas seems a bit slow on the service and there are a few qualms about the portion size and structure of the food, i.e. Alan Sugar can’t hold a Fajita. The idea is simple but catchy and I just couldn’t listen to Natasha’s awkward pitch. But from Susan’s ramblings I think it went okay but not great.
MyPy gets off to a much more swingin’ start, the service is fast, the concept and brand seem to be greatly appreciated for its simplicity and catchiness- if that’s a word?
The Board room day…
The results from the industry big wigs were tallied up and then given an average score over all the categories. Sadly, Venture comes out with a measly 4/10. Logic on the other hand averaged 7/10; a big jump from their opposition, which means Tom and Helen have made it to the final.
Alan calls their bluff on their business plan and profit margins, or lack thereof. Natasha is walking proof that a degree isn’t always a good thing, she boasts a BA (Hons) in International Hospitality Management which is directly applicable to this task, this task that she failed abysmally. The lesson here is…do not do a degree with a fancy name and no substance because if you do, Alan Sugar will throw it back in your masculine face, Natasha. 
The girl’s gang up a tiny bit on Jim when they get called back into the board room and it’s a miracle Natasha’s mouth isn’t getting her sacked on the spot. The wannabe’s do a bit of begging, pleading and desperately scrapping to put in the last word so as not to get eliminated. Susan gets a rather tentative talk from Sir Alan and we wonder if it’s leading up to a sacking…
Reject of the week- This week Natasha gets the boot, leaving Jim and Susan to go through to the final
Quote of the week- Helen wins this week as she shows she hasn’t learned a dam thing about teamwork since the show began several weeks ago “I suppose I’m most nervous about Tom, [will he] be able to replicate what’s in my head, that’s probably my biggest worry”- this proves that Tom probably won’t be able to do anything right.
Wannabe of the week- Tom is my wannabe of the week as he was greatly complimented by his teammate by the end of it all and got the chance to flourish without getting flustered.

Saturday, 2 July 2011

The Apprentice Episode 9 - Biscuit

This week opens with an eerie beginning in the twilight of the wannabes rented mansion. Sir Alan gets off his pedestal for an hour or so and visits the wannabes in the house. He announces that this task involves creating a new kind of biscuit, the teams then need to launch and market it to three supermarkets of Lord Shug’s choice.
Team Logic: Tom, Susan, Melody, Zoe
Team Venture: Helen, Jim, Natasha
Jim from Venture treks off on his own to Wales to the development centre as do Melody and Tom from Logic. The ideas aren’t too disastrous, but Venture decide on a kids after-school snack which Jim then smothers in chocolate and sugar with no consideration for the health-conscious yummy mummy culture we live in. Tom goes a bit mental with his inventors-mind and slams together several biscuit ideas at once.
“Special Stars” seems to be missing the mark completely as the final decision for Logic. Natasha heckles small children in a local supermarket (without consulting the parents or guardians beforehand) and doesn’t seem to get much attention or feedback from other shoppers.
“Bix Mix” is the final design, brand and idea for Venture. With the concept of the perfect biscuits to “snap and share” they certainly have the stronger idea. One of the main concerns about this biscuit and indeed both brands of biscuit is that neither is healthy or is marketed in such a way.
I must openly confess I couldn’t watch Tom and Melody role-play in the pitch- it seems they haven’t learned a darn thing since the arrived on day one! Then even more cringe-worthy, in Asda Melody and Zoe eek out a role play in front of shoppers, switching the market to “share with your girlfriends” instead of “everybody”. Tom makes a good observation and notes that Zoe put Melody with him on the development side because Zoe doesn’t want to work with Melody- who the hell does?
The boardroom is nigh and we get a quick glimpse of the woman to match the mysterious voice who summons the wannabe’s to the boardroom via phone- nothing to write home about.
Logic are the first to meet the witty retorts of Sir Alan followed by Venture; Jim gets a royal sass from big Al for being awarded BBIW (Biggest Bullshitter In the World).
“Bix Mix” get absolutely no sales at all whereas Special Stars gest a “healthy” order of 800,000 from Asda.
The team leader of Logic (Zoe) is passing the blame onto the biscuit itself, so subsequently onto Tom. Susan gets on with the blame game when they are summoned back into the board room and no surprise Tom is on the other end. Melody then defends her ideas from the market research session which were awful by all standards.
Zoe brings back Tom and Melody, and so for one more week Susan is safe.
Quotes of the week: “Actually when the school bell rings out it’s an opportunity for the child to have a their own time and for the treat time to be an end time treat”- Natasha waffles on in the pitch, if anybody knows what she’s talking about then do come forward
Wannabe of the week: Helen was my wannabe of the week. Helen was good at selling and seems to me to be the strongest of the girls in this episode.
Reject of the week: Zoe gets shown the door- I couldn’t be happier especially as Tom so kindly gave her a kiss goodbye and she didn’t acknowledge him at all